Haven't finish this yet but, boy, what fun it's been!
Awww, poor baby. Too afraid of the scary game sprites? I laugh at you.
You're not a gaming God by any stretch of the imagination.
Now we're talking. It's gettin' a bit hairy out there in game land.
Prepare for glory! This is going to be one hell of a no-holds-barred ride.
You will not live. Strap in and write a heart-felt letter to your loved ones.